Why an orchardist and pomologist was the real discoverer of the theory of evolution by natural selection

 Nature finds a way

In this official Press Association video of The Patrick Matthew Violin being played in Scotland by Thoren Fergusson you can see a crab apple tree sapling sprouting from the fallen tree. Part of that old fallen tree was used to make the violin.

For centuries orchardists have grafted artificially selected new apple varieties onto crab apple root stock. Why? Because crab apple trees have been naturally selected by nature in the wild as most circumstance suited to survive. No wonder the orchardist and pomologist Patrick Matthew (1831) discovered the theory apex science fraudster Darwin (not an orchardist - just a liar and plagiarist) stole and called his own. 

Click the image, or click HERE to see and hear the violin being played.

The Darwin Myth

 

Charles Darwin was not an honest genius originator. That is a completely debunked Victorian Establishment myth. Empirical, independently verifiable data proves #Darwin was a serial lying, manipulative nasty plagiarizing git who was a genius science fraudster by lies and plagiary pic.twitter.com/JAeWivWx8s

— Mike Sutton (@mike_sutto73122) June 27, 2024

THE ANSWER IS 30

 

And so we see that the science problem of Darwin's and Wallace's claim of miraculous virgin brained dual independent conception of a prior published theory, which both admitted was essentially the same as their own, and which Wallace wrote was even more complete, is solved by disproving the consensus that 0 people read Matthew's theory before they replicated it. Hence, any notion that mysterious forces govern the affairs of humans with otherwise amazing improbable coincidences is disproven in this case. The solution to this particular Virgin Conception problem is 30, which is the difference between 0 and 30. Hence there were 30 routes for knowledge contamination to impregnate the brains of Darwin and Wallace with Matthew's bombshell breakthrough.

From this example, we can learn how to solve the science problem of the Christian belief claim in the virgin conception of Mary with Jesus. All we need to find out is how many probably fertile human males were in a position to impregnate her.

The Patrick Matthew Violin Poem by Andy Sutton set to music as The Patrick Matthew Violin Song

 I think Andy Sutton's poem works perfectly as the words sung to a great Scottish tune. 

So here is the tune played by Thoren Ferguson on the Patrick Matthew Violin

Now sing the words of the Patrick Matthew Poem to that tune. Am I right? 

The Patrick Matthew Violin Song

So we now have The Patrick Matthew Song and The Patrick Matthew Violin Song.

I have now changed the words to two old songs. These re-imagined songs are to be played on the Patrick Matthew and Charles Darwin Violins at grass roots events when the instruments are taken on tour next year.

The Charles Darwin Song (AKA Darwin the Kidnapper) (To be played on The Charles Darwin Violin) https://patrickmatthew.com/the-charles-darwin-violin.html

(Played to the old 1930 Lonnie Johnson blues tune of "No More Troubles" https://youtu.be/dtPFtyaAdq4?list=RDEMxw3802iyRsFp4OhNHoeQ4A

Stayed at home plagiarising ‘till eighteen fifty-nine.

Found a sweet theory, buried out of time.

You know I'm happy now, happy as I can be.

Boy, I b'lieve to my soul, its done put that thing on me.

Gimme your good ideas, to steal for this song.

I'm goin' to have my fun until I'm dead an' gone.

'Cause I'm happy now, an' I can't go wrong.

'Cause I got plenty money, I'm gon' carry this good work on.

I used to be like a dog, I was tied to a tree.

Now I got plenty ideas and Matthew's theory.

You know I'm happy now, happy as I can be.

If I die tomorrow, the world don't owe a thing to me.

I used to cry over my stealin', I was dumb as I could be.

Now I've got three books out, brought those new thrills to me.

I'm happy now, I'm happy now.

There's nothin' like a stolen song 'bout a stolen theory.

I got me two, three books written, sweet as can be.

I put that thing on them, and got a written guarantee.

That I can't go wrong, I mean I can't go wrong.

Nothin' like plenty money, good theories, lies, and song.

I got plenty fame by plag-risin, ev'ry day of the week.

All I do is walk around, eat, steal an' sleep.

You know I'm happy now, you know I can't go wrong.

'Cause I took plenty fools, Matthew’s theory and this song.

The Patrick Matthew Song (not to be confused with The Patrick Matthew Violin Song)

This song is to accompanied by The Patrick Matthew Violin (made by the master violin maker Steve Burnett) https://patrickmatthew.com/the-patrick-matthew-violin.html

Performances of the Scottish heritage instrument will be by leading soloists and by players at grass roots levels upwards.

"You Who Lie With Darwin" (AKA "The Patrick Matthew Song" In the tune of "Scots Wha Hae") To be played on The Patrick Matthew Violin

You who lie with Darwin dead,

Who Alfred Wallace astray led,

Welcome to your muddled head,

Theory thievery.

Yesterday's the day, not now the hour,

See the face of Darwin dour,

See approach old Linnean power,

Lies and plagiary.

You are just a fraudster's knave!

You will fill a dullard's grave!

Nothing but a liar's slave!

Full of credulity.

It's Patrick Matthew's Natural law,

Facts and empirical data draw,

Truth not Darwin's spin of yore!

Why not follow me?

Darwin lied and Darwin stole!

Alfred Wallace's same role!

BigData down their rabbit hole,

Found dysology!

Lay the theory stealers low!

Myths fall, facts their foe!

Matthew's words in every blow!

It's Scotland's theory!!!

https://youtu.be/qx8hEoJNVdM

The Charles Darwin Violin and the Charles Darwin Violin Song

Andy Sutton's Charles Darwin Violin poem would make an excellent song sung to what most people know as the tune of Yankee Doodle.

The original tune was written for the violin and is an incredible piece of classical music - just as Darwin's beautifully composed and performed science fraud by plagiary and lies is an incredible piece of complex artistic science fraud.

Souvenir d'Amerique: "Yankee Doodle" by Vieuxtemps, Henri (1843)

The Charles Darwin Violin The Charles Darwin Violin

More on The Patrick Mathew violin Here

More on the Charles Darwin Violin Here

You DO NOT necessarily need to be good at mathematics to be good at problem solving

 

Songs to be sung and played on the Patrick Matthew Violin and Charles Darwin Violin

 Darwin the Kidnapper (To be played on The Darwin Violin)

(Played to the old 1930 Lonnie Johnson blues tune of  "No  More Troubles" 

Stayed at home plagiarising ‘till eighteen fifty-nine.
Found a sweet theory, buried out of time.
You know I'm happy now, happy as I can be.
Boy, I b'lieve to my soul, its done put that thing on me.

Gimme your good ideas, to steal for this song.
I'm goin' to have my fun until I'm dead an' gone.
'Cause I'm happy now, an' I can't go wrong.
'Cause I got plenty money, I'm gon' carry this good work on.

I used to be like a dog, I was tied to a tree.
Now I got plenty ideas and Matthew's theory.
You know I'm happy now, happy as I can be.
If I die tomorrow, the world don't owe a thing to me.

I used to cry over my stealin', I was dumb as I could be.
Now I've got three books out, brought those new thrills to me.
I'm happy now, I'm happy now.
There's nothin' like a stolen song 'bout a stolen theory.

 I got me two, three books written, sweet as can be.
I put that thing on them, and got a written guarantee.
That I can't go wrong, I mean I can't go wrong.
Nothin' like plenty money, good theories, lies, and song.

 I got plenty fame by plag-risin, ev'ry day of the week.
All I do is walk around, eat, steal an' sleep.
You know I'm happy now, you know I can't go wrong.
'Cause I took plenty fools, Matthew’s theory and this song.

 

The Patrick Matthew Song

This song is to accompanied by The Patrick Matthew Violin (made by the master violin maker Steve Burnett)

 Performances of the Scottish heritage instrument will be by leading soloists and by players at grass roots levels upwards.

"You Who Lie With Darwin"   

(AKA "The Patrick Matthew Song" 

In the tune of "Scots Wha Hae")  

To be played on The Patrick Matthew Violin

 

 

You who lie with Darwin dead,

Who Alfred Wallace astray led,

Welcome to your muddled head, 

Theory thievery.

Yesterday's the day, not now the hour,

See the face of Darwin dour,

See approach old Linnean power,

Lies and plagiary.

You are just a fraudster's knave!

You will fill a dullard's grave!

Nothing but a liar's slave!

Full of credulity.

It's Patrick Matthew's Natural law,

Facts and empirical data draw,

Truth not Darwin's spin of yore!

Why not follow me?

Darwin lied and Darwin stole!

Alfred Wallace's same role!

BigData down their rabbit hole,

Found dysology!

Lay the theory stealers low!

Myths fall, facts their foe!

Matthew's words in every blow!

It's Scotland's theory!!!

 

12.

Science and history should be based on empirical data - not myths

 

R 

Read the full article in the Courier HERE

The Patrick Matthew Violin is the Press Association Picture of the Month

 

What counts as empirical data? A humorous heuristic device by way of analogy.

Has anyone experienced a radar storm in the UK in 2024? Has anyone spotted flying pig ice storms raining down from the clouds? Just asking, as I need to check my "smart TV" has not crossed into a slightly different not quite parallel universe. 😅

Empirical photograph evidence of a BBC claim that these occurrences happened, or else a BBC a typo, or a BBC A.I. error or someone at the BBC having a joke evidenced by these photographs of my TV  was broadcast in 2024. 

So, if you have the original publication that's empirical data that it was published in print. Similarly, if it happened in a broadcast and you capture that broadcast and don't alter  it then that's is also empirical data. And if it happened then it is history!

So here, by way of analogy, we can use humour as a heuristic device to mock the Darwin Deification Cult that fact denies what is in historic published print is actually there. They are fact denying our history.